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Fast and the Furious actor Paul Walker, who got his start on television with stints on The Young and the Restless, Who’s the Boss and Highway to Heaven as well as the short-lived syndicated sitcom Throb, has died following a single car accident outside Los Angeles. He was 40. Per TMZ, which first reported the news, the car carrying Walker slammed into a tree and burst into flames in Santa Clarita, Calif. The news was confirmed on the actor’s official Facebook page: It is with a truly heavy heart that

Apparently this college student didn't have any spidey sense. Unfortunately for 21-year-old Jonathan Hewson, an attempt at robbing a convenience store was thwarted by a clerk with a weapon, WPXI reports. At least he'll go down in University of Pittsburgh history as the dude who got arrested while wearing his Spider-Man costume. Investigators say Hewson entered an Atwood Express in Pittsburgh on Friday morning and yelled, "How much money you got?" The clerk says he felt threatened and whipped out a Spider-Man's only true weakness -- a stun gun. Hewson ran out of the store, but apparently didn't go to far, according to the New York Daily News. He was arrested less than a block away within the hour. A buddy of his told WPXI that Hewson always dresses up in the costume, and probably wasn't trying to rob the store. "He was hanging out with a bunch of friends, running around in a Spider-Man costume. It’s just a misunderstanding of somebody

Мощен тайфун връхлетя северната част на Филипините, съобщи „Фок Нюз". Бурята остави най-малко двама загинали и 44 изчезнали. Тайфунът „Утор", описван като най-силният в света тази година, удари бреговете на източната провинция Аурора с ветрове със скорост 175 километра в час. 53-годишен фермер в северната провинция Ниева Визкау се е удавил, докато се е опитвал да спаси добитък от бедствието. 22-годишен почина на път за болницата заради свлачище. Тайфунът предизвика близо триметрови вълни, което доведе и до изчезването на рибари. 1 895 души от три региона са евакуирани. Тайфунът ще достигне южната част на Китай в сряда. „Утор" е дванадесетият от около 20 тайфуна, които

Основателят на WikiLeaks Джулиан Асанж нарече изявлението и намеренията на американския президент Барак Обама за осветляване на дейността на спецслужбите „победа" за бившия агент Едуард Сноудън. Вчера Обама обяви, че ще поиска от Конгреса преразглеждане на някои от спорните текстове в Патриотичния закон, за да възстанови доверието на американските граждани в програмите за подслушване и следене. „Днес президентът на САЩ легитимира ролята на Сноудън като човекът, подал сигнал за глобалната програма на Щатите за наблюдение", се казва в официално изявление на Асанж, публикувано в сайта на WikiLeaks. Днес видяхме една победа за Едуард Сноудън и многобройните му привърженици, категоричен е Асанж. „Както Сноудън заяви, най-голямото му притеснение е било дали след неговия сигнал ще се случи някаква промяна. Очевидно реформи ще има и поради тази причина, президентът и гражданите на Съединените щати дължат на Сноудън благодарности", продължава създателят на WikiLeaks. А

This is real life. Not Tron. : This amazing photo was taken by astronaut Don Pettit on board the International Space Stations—of which you can see a chunk at the top of the frame. It's part of a whole series of absolutely stunning photos that you need to go check out as soon as you have a free 20 minutes to spend staring at your monitor and going, "Woah," to yourself over and over. Here's what Pettit had to say about the process. “My star trail images are made by taking a time exposure of

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Pay Yourself Now to Make Sure You Stick to Your Goals Later [Motivation] : We're all busy people, and there's no doubt that it's difficult to stick to our goals, especially when it comes to things that demand willpower to work towards, like going to the gym every day, eating healthier, driving slower, getting up earlier, and so on. The key here is that you have a limited supply of willpower , and when it's gone, it's tough to stay motivated to do the hard things, even if they're good for us. The solution? Pay

Doyathinkhesaurus? 1916 = Trenches’n'Dinos : Here’s a clever wee indie FPS we somehow missed last year, but now it comes accompanied with the news that a full-blown remake is on the way. I’m going to say a

DCS: P-51D Mustang Sallies Forth : In a previous life, I attempted to play a flight sim . I’ve always wanted to be good at them, but with an ever-increasing flighty fidelity in modern sims, that dream is soaring away into the clouds. So while I’m excited about Eagle Dynamics’s newly announced DCS: P-51D Mustang, it’s

Shit White People Say to Asians [Video] : Are you white? You might have said some of these

Why the old beer conversations are new again : At the risk of repeating myself . . . A) If you want to start a heated online conversation then making beer rating the theme seems to be the way to go. Witness the dust up at Beer Advocate that was followed by commentary in 718 722 beer blogs. Or the 57 comments (so far) following Stephen Beaumont’s Sh*t Online Beer Raters Do (But Shouldn’t) post. Several of the comments in the second focus on serving size. Well, I checked and it turns out NEW BEER RULE #3: You must drink at least two servings of a beer before you pass judgment on it is almost four years old. B) Yesterday Alan McLeod wrote about the arc and width of beer . His essay drew upon several blog posts and a multi-contributor Twitter conversation. Give it a read to to make complete sense or settle for the conclusion. When industrial brewers – or, for that matter, any

New Year, New Food Magazines? : I'm not sure what it is about magazine subscription deals, but they all seem to come out of the woodwork in January. I couldn't begin to count how many special subscription offers I've gotten in the last few weeks alone. My inclination is to always trash them: time is valuable, and I already receive what I like. But maybe there are a few new periodicals worth

Dayen’s Roundup from Martin Luther King Day, 2012 : Meanwhile, in not-GOP fantasy land . . .(Photo from Apollo 17, Dec 6, 1972) I was unable to do any service projects Monday, though I have one scheduled for the weekend. But I think that, while King’s message of service is important, we trivialize him by highlighting ONLY that aspect of his character on this holiday. I feel he would regard telling

Backpack Scooter Has Already Made My Essential Travel Gear List [Concepts] : Airports can be a daunting place to navigate, and trudging to your gate can be time consuming and exhausting. And since Segways are downright obnoxious, I like Gustavo Brenck's Gig Pack concept which straps a collapsible scooter to your

Peugeot Launches 208 "Ice Velvet" Limited Edition for Europe : Even though the new 208's launch isn’t schedule until spring, Peugeot has already started releasing limited editions versions of its latest supermini . The first special edition is named “Ice Velvet” and it will be produced in just 650 units. It will be sold in 18 European countries, with 208 cars earmarked for France where it will cost

Nissan e-NV200 Concept: The Family-Sized Leaf, Coming for 2014 : Nissan’s NV200 isn’t available here yet, but the company is already teasing us with an electric version of its upcoming commercial van. The e-NV200, shown here and debuting at the 2012 Detroit show , is still a concept. But Nissan has said the NV200 will be offered in the U.S. and the company has committed to launching an electric version of a small commercial vehicle. So this is very close to the real thing; we learned from a Nissan source that it is expected to be

Airbus Refuses To Ground A380s Despite Cracks In Their Wings [Airplanes] : A team of Australian engineers are concerned about cracks that they've found in the wings of some A380s. But whty is Airbus doing nothing