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Two friends talk in cooking ... One gets mixed up in the purse and the other asks. "What were you looking for?" - Check if he drinks one more one?

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Chapaev and Petka caught one of the white men. They question him, and he is silent.

"Let's stick his toes under his fingernails!" Petka suggested.

Said, done. The White, however, went outright and kept silent.

"To fire his feet a little?" - Petka gives a new idea.

The White also survived the fire.

"Listen, Vasily Ivanic, make her drink vodka well, and in the morning we will not give him a hangover!"

"Petka, we are not sadists! Chapaev resented.

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A fairly burnt bachelor enters a pharmacy with the intention of removing the beautiful young apothecary: "Miss, your condoms are ....

short and constantly falling! - Sir, can I offer you some garters for them?

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A young barber cuts his client. To cover up his mistake, he asks, "Do you want to wrap your head in a hot towel?" "Oh, do not bother - I'll take her home under my arm 

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A man awakes with a terrible hangover, holds his head and thinks, "Yesterday it was Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. - God! And today what day is it?!?!

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