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Daily Jokes Herodotcom Migmaging ***** Two friends talk in cooking ... One gets mixed up in the purse and the other asks. "What were you looking for?" - Check if he drinks one more one? ***** Chapaev and Petka caught one of the white men. They question him, and he is silent. "Let's stick his toes under his fingernails!" Petka suggested. Said, done. The White, however, went outright and kept silent. "To fire his feet a little?" - Petka gives a new idea. The White also survived the fire. "Listen, Vasily Ivanic, make her drink vodka well, and in the morning we will not give him a hangover!" "Petka, we are not sadists! Chapaev resented. ***** A fairly burnt bachelor enters a pharmacy with the intention of removing the beautiful young apothecary: "Miss, your condoms are ....

 The ophthalmologist I'm going yesterday for an eye check, but for the health insurance. The ophthalmologist asks me what he has. "I'm not okay, Doctor, I can not see well!" He led me to the window, pointed at the Sun and said,- Do you see it? "Yes, of course, this is the Sun ..." - It's 150 million kilometers away, it was! How much do you want to see MIGMAGING

Before surgery Before surgery: "Doctor is it true that a medical student will be operating me?" - Yes, it's true... "What if something is wrong?" - We'll write a " F " MIGMAGING

A US Congressman A US Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking crisis?' and he smiles. 'OK', she said. 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and ......

   Panda Joke A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bar-keeper shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich! Who do you think you are?" The panda yells back at the bar-keeper: "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bar-keeper opens his dictionary and sees .....