Panda Joke

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   Panda Joke




PandaA panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bar-keeper shouts:
"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich! Who do you think you are?"
The panda yells back at the bar-keeper:
"Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The bar-keeper opens his dictionary and sees .....
the following definition for panda:
"A tree-dwelling animal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white colouring.

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