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 The ophthalmologist I'm going yesterday for an eye check, but for the health insurance. The ophthalmologist asks me what he has. "I'm not okay, Doctor, I can not see well!" He led me to the window, pointed at the Sun and said,- Do you see it? "Yes, of course, this is the Sun ..." - It's 150 million kilometers away, it was! How much do you want to see MIGMAGING

Before surgery Before surgery: "Doctor is it true that a medical student will be operating me?" - Yes, it's true... "What if something is wrong?" - We'll write a " F " MIGMAGING

A US Congressman A US Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking crisis?' and he smiles. 'OK', she said. 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and ......

   Panda Joke A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bar-keeper shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich! Who do you think you are?" The panda yells back at the bar-keeper: "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bar-keeper opens his dictionary and sees .....

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FUNNY BABY  MIGMAGING

MIGMAGING GOT IN THE SNOW 

MIGMAGING Is that a car 

MIGMAGING SLEEP SLEEP 

MIGMAGING SOOKA BLYAD

MIGMAGING  I'M A DOG BY THE WAY 

MIGMAGING GOT MA DOGG

MIGMAGING THE RED TREE

MIGMAGING MY SHIRT 

MIGMAGING CHEWBACCA

MIGMAGIN LUDAAAA

MIGMAHING I LIKE YOU 

MIGMAGING  DRIVE AROUN 

MIGMAGING  I MAY NOT BE WHO

MIGMAGING  SUN RIZE OR SUN DOWN